Pizza Rescuer, We Salute You

The Average Nobodies

Harmless water fight to you and me, right? Wrong. Look at the table. Covered in full sized cheesy pizzas. Not only are people going to get wet, but the pizza will be ruined! Nobody likes a soggy slice of pie. Enter pizza savior. She immediately steps into action throwing her own safety to the wind and grabbing as much pizza as she can carry. Thanks to her when the great water fight of 2014 comes to a stop, the pizza will be waiting. She is the hero those people deserve, but not the one it needs right now. She’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A cheese pizza knight.

-Matt

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